Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Pygmalion: Liza

Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw
In the final act of Pygmalion, Liza explains to Prof. Higgins the relationship she desired from him. It’s a tender scene that almost warms the Professor’s heart despite himself.
LIZA: No I don't. That's not the sort of feeling I want from you. And don't you be too sure of yourself or of me. I could have been a bad girl if I'd liked. I've seen more of some things than you, for all your learning. Girls like me can drag gentlemen down to make love to them easy enough. And they wish each other dead the next minute. (much troubled) I want a little kindness. I know I'm a common ignorant girl, and you a book-learned gentleman; but I'm not dirt under your feet. What I done (correcting herself) what I did was not for the dresses and the taxis: I did it because we were pleasant together and I come--came--to care for you; not to want you to make love to me, and not forgetting the difference between us, but more friendly like.
Unfortunately, Higgins is a permanent bachelor. When he is incapable of offering affection, Eliza Doolittle stands up for herself in this powerfully feisty monologue.
LIZA: Aha! Now I know how to deal with you. What a fool I was not to think of it before! You can't take away the knowledge you gave me. You said I had a finer ear than you. And I can be civil and kind to people, which is more than you can. Aha! That's done you, Henry Higgins, it has. Now I don't care that (snapping her fingers) for your bullying and your big talk. I'll advertise it in the papers that your duchess is only a flower girl that you taught, and that she'll teach anybody to be a duchess just the same in six months for a thousand guineas. Oh, when I think of myself crawling under your feet and being trampled on and called names, when all the time I had only to lift up my finger to be as good as you, I could just kick myself!

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Oedipus the King: Jocasta

Oedipus the King by Sophocles

JOCASTA:
Why should a mortal man, the sport of chance,
With no assured foreknowledge, be afraid?
Best live a careless life from hand to mouth.
This wedlock with thy mother fear not thou.
How oft it chances that in dreams a man
Has wed his mother! He who least regards
Such brainsick fantasies lives most at ease.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Mrs. Warren's Profession: Mrs. Warren

Mrs. Warren's Profession by George Bernard Shaw
MRS WARREN:
Yes, Heaven forgive me, it's true; 
and you are the only one that ever turned on me. 
Oh, the injustice of it! the injustice! the injustice! 
I always wanted to be a good woman. I tried honest work; 
and I was slave-driven until I cursed the day I ever heard of honest work. 
I was a good mother; and because I made my daughter a good woman
 she turns me out as if I were a leper. 
Oh, if I only had my life to live over again! 
I'd talk to that lying clergyman in the school. 
From this time forth, so help me Heaven in my last hour, 
I'll do wrong and nothing but wrong. And I'll prosper on it.