Sweethearts by Aleks Horvat
Jasmine
What? Do I seem crazy? I'm not crazy!
I may talk a lot but I'm not crazy.
If you met someone really crazy I'm telling you, you'd know.
The most disturbed person I ever met was my roommate Elizabeth.
She was a borderline paranoid schizophrenic,
worst halitosis in the world, bar none-and she was attracted to me-ewwwww.
Although, she did come from a very wealthy family
so when they came to take her out to dinner I cashed in my chips on that one.
Don't look at me like that-YES I spent some time in a hospital.
So! I'm not crazy. I'm NOT CRAZY!
Although a lot of people do agree my Mom should have never had children.
I shan't, I've had my tubes tied.
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